Posts tagged haha.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
I locked my keys in my car,
and boy am I screwed.
Anonymous asked: so what happened the first time that you hung out?!
The first night Jason and I hung out.
Hm well pretty much I will just sum it all up.
I was an underage girl that thought she could drink. I couldn’t. I also only ate one blue now and later that whole night. Needless to say I got so sick and puked all over. Literally.. Jason’s couch, his neighbors dog, the toilet. You name it, and it was all BLUE! Then I was told to take a shower and sober up, so I did with all my clothes on? And ended up passing out early.
Oh and the following week I met Jason’s mom and the first thing she said to me was ” Oh so you are the girl that puked all over his couch”.